Dear Sammy
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me in women's clothing and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep David's tricot outfits as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the incarnation as an eskimo.
Go burn,
William
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[link]sorry, i still love you lol